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dirty ventriloquist

While banging your girl doggy style, then suddenly don't know what to do with your hands... so you slam as many fingers as possible with the attempt to get your whole hand inside her ass. Once accomplished, you try and mimic exactly every word she is yelling.
Last night I was dogging my girl, and she was reading her phone.. so I did the dirty ventriloquist to make her get involved.
by 911Mongo June 14, 2019
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Voxel Venture

Voxel Venture is a Roblox mining game that requires you to play for 5 hours straight every day for 3 months to get 50% done with the game. Usually only people with no life mentions it.
Person 1: Hey I just did everything there is to do in Voxel Venture!
Person 2: it’s been 6 months i’ve moved on from you i said we weren’t friends anymore 4 months ago but you didn’t notice.
by CyanDizzyiguess March 10, 2022
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Sketchy Ventura

adj.

Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.

Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.
Bill: How did the meeting go?
Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.
Bill: What happened?
Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.

A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.
by Rooks December 14, 2008
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ventrillobutt

One who possesses the uncanny (and deceptive) ability to emit farts that emerge in locations other than its actual source.
"Someone just farted in my soup."
"Probably Bill. He's a ventrillobutt, you know."
by chapstck4belle June 1, 2005
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Venturiantale

A youtuber whom collaborates with his siblings to make gaming videos that are mainly GMod or Garry's Mod. Venturiantale, also known as Jordan, is the main person controlling the channel. When he is busy, sick, or has something to do his siblings takeover for him. His siblings are Homeless Goomba, Immortal Kyodai, and Bethany Frye. Also known as, Isaac, Sierra, and Bethany.

However, Immortal Kyodai has recently changed her name to "Flying Pings", and does art on her personal channel but is still included in Venturiantale's videos!

The Venturian channel is well known for its humor, and has over two-million subscribers at this moment.
PersonA: Have you heard of this youtuber? Venturiantale?
PersonB: Yes! I love their childish humor and "Sanitary Poop" video!
by MistressMoon October 12, 2018
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Rusty Venture

An alcoholic mixed drink created by wayward comic creator Chandra Free. The ingredients of which have not been specified.

The drink is a reference to a "Rusty Venture", which is a supposed specific, vulgar sex act whose definition is constantly in question, and which provides a running joke in the "Operation P.R.O.M." episode of "The Venture Bros.". A television program on Adult Swim, a late night, grown up block of shows on the Cartoon Network.

The hypothetical drink's creation derives from a conversation on the social networking site Twitter that Chandra had with a deranged, yet tragically visionary fan.

This creation mythos is widely accepted among Venture scholars, since during her free time Chandra became heavily involved in the VB community, and captured its hearts when her fan art was featured during infamous Adult Swim bumps. Furthermore, her subsequent graphic novel "The God Machine" features a foreword by Doc Hammer, co-creator of the Venture Bros.
My friends are coming over to watch season 4. I ordered a pizza, I'm practicing my SGT. Hatred voice, and Spookychan is making Rusty Ventures in the kitchen.
by Hibulp May 18, 2011
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Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!
by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010
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