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Velcro

A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch
Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

OR

They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!
by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019
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velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.
I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.
by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021
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velcro hampouch

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!
by fizzkid February 20, 2011
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Velcro

Loving your partner so much that you do not want to be with out them. You want to do everything with them because you love them so much.
Velcro is defined as loving someone so much you can not be without them. When your partner goes to work you want to go with them.
by 19921993 January 16, 2018
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Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.
Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.
by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024
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velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.
Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.
by allwrong4u February 16, 2018
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