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Velcro

Vel·cro /ˈvelkrō/ 1. (n) a fastener for clothes or other items 2. (adj.) cool, awesome, amazing. Origin, English. Macklemore. "Thrift Shop." (feat. Wanz) e.g., "I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those. The sneaker heads would be like 'Aw, he got the Velcros'."
"Let's go to the corn maze."
"Yeah, man. That'd be so Velcro."
by ScribbleKid November 30, 2015
mugGet the Velcromug.

velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.
Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
mugGet the velcro scissorsmug.

velcro box

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...
by Dr.Loco July 6, 2024
mugGet the velcro boxmug.

Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”
by holmesd January 25, 2021
mugGet the Mask Velcromug.

Velcro

Loving your partner so much that you do not want to be with out them. You want to do everything with them because you love them so much.
Velcro is defined as loving someone so much you can not be without them. When your partner goes to work you want to go with them.
by 19921993 January 16, 2018
mugGet the Velcromug.

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.
Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.
by Big Lunch March 28, 2024
mugGet the Velcro dickmug.

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