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Vegan

A current cultural phenomenon.

Being a vegan is popular trend among the youth of today. These teens and young adults claim to not eat or use any animal products. What most of these trend following kids fail to realize is that many things they don't even know about contain animal products.

Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge".

Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products.

Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular.
There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.
Everyone I know is a vegan, so I became one too!

Awwwwww, we saved those cute cows! Ooooh, look at that leather jacket!
by xenobia April 24, 2004
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Vegan

One who, due to a total lack of knowledge eats only plants.
Those who choose to ignore the fact that Humans are Omnivorous, have teeth specialized for ripping meat, are likely candidates for Veganhood. It also helps if you are a total pussy.
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Vegan

Slang for something/someone that is really foolish, or really amazing. A Swank, or Third Level.
Stop messing around, your such a Vegan!

That movie was Vegan awsome!
by Go-man May 31, 2006
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Vegan

Someone who partakes not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face.
Todd Ingram: It's not really that big of a deal.
Scott Pilgrim: No kidding. Anyone can be vegan.
Todd Ingram: Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.
Scott Pilgrim: Ovo-what?
Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face.
Envy Adams: Short answer, being vegan just makes you better than most people.

(Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
by Young Neil May 24, 2011
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Vegan

Someone who nibbles on vegitation for sustinance, relies on diet replacement pills and beans to make up for their protein and vitamin deficencies. also does not indulge in any form of lifestyle that has any effect on any living thing other than their own, and will crucify themselves to save bunnies but will cut in line to have an abortion.
"I am not a vegan. I will now eat some dead cow and LIKE it."
by porcelina April 9, 2006
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Vegan

A person that does not realize that there are more small animals brutally killed per year by the machinery used to harvest grain than all of the cows and pigs that are slaughtered for our consumption.

A person that choses to eat vegetables because they're easier to catch.

A person that does not realize that plants are arguably just as alive as animals. They grow, they reproduce, and they respond to external stimuli, just like an animal. As a result, vegans promote the "ethical" slaughtering of millions of plants.
I'm a vegan and I don't want to think about all of the animals that are being killed for me to eat and have clothes. I also don't consider the rights of things that aren't cute and cuddly, like plants.
by Robert Aborted July 14, 2005
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Vegan

A human being who does not believe in the destruction of other animals because we humans can survive off of plants unlike many animals especially aquatic animals who can not survive off of plants.Most people have an unrealistic perception of us vegans.
Vegans are more earthly than over 70% of the human population.
by black_widow_spyder June 18, 2004
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