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Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.
“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”
by Festmax August 20, 2024
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Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.
I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing
by JouleAeria October 11, 2024
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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.
They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
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J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
by joe995 January 14, 2025
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Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings
After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.
by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025
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Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life
"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"
by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025
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Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.
I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.
by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025
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