Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.

Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.

by JamesSPB July 29, 2024

Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.

“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”

by Festmax August 20, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

by Corvid14 July 25, 2024

Vance

A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.

Vance why did you do that?

by Getfix the conquer November 17, 2022

Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

by Apsis July 26, 2024

Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024