cack valve

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve
by POWER B May 13, 2003
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Lust Valve

The portal from which built up longing for sexual contact spews.
Man, that Mikey sure has my lust valve gushing.
by Mynameisalreadybeingused August 23, 2008
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KANOOTER VALVE

A WOMAN'S PEE HOLE, RIGHT UNDERNEITH HER FLAPPING CLIT.
I SURE WOULD LOVE TO LICK OFF THE KANOOTER VALVE ON BLONDIE'S GEESE QUACKER !
by 17SPKE17 August 27, 2014
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Valve Brother

A Valve Brother is a person (mostly teenage males) who only play valve games. These people are completely addicted to Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew. Every Valve Brother owns a Xbox, a Microwave, and Mini Fridge in their room.
John: "Hey Justin wanna hang?"

Justin: " No, Can't I'm in my Left 4 Dead Clan right now."

John: "Fucking valve Brother."

Justin: " I Know :("
by Thomas DEA July 22, 2011
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Fukushima Release Valve

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
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fart valve

The part of your anus that needs flicking to cause sexual happenings. If it is flicked in the right way, your gonna get some, if not then I'm affraid it's time at the bar. Treat the valve right my friends.
'I swear I had a right good crack at her fart valve but I must not have hit the right part, I didn't get any poo loving'
by lukeeeey September 24, 2006
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Valve pls fix

A phrase used to catch game developer Valve's attention when encountering a bug or exploit in one of their games. This phrase is usually used when reporting very minor bugs, since Valve games are known for being very polished and bug-free. This phrase may also be used in conjunction with the phrase "Literally unplayable."
One pixel of the sky can be seen from inside a building in Mirage. Valve pls fix.
by TlaribA December 01, 2020
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