Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

by me February 14, 2005

valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007

Valentine

a person who you find to be mysteriously attractive, or doesn't like you but you persist on going after her anyways.

I asked this mad biddy, "hey, wanna be my valentine?"
and she said no.

by weirdasiankid101 February 28, 2011

Flip Valentine

A producer from Las Vegas, NV. Works with Macro Fi and other local artists. Is now in a group called "Outside Looking In" which consists of 3 producers and 3 emcees. Looking foward to what he has to offer in the music industry.

Flip Valentine is one damn good producer!

by lvmusic April 22, 2009

valentine's day

The worst holiday ever.

I hate Valentine's Day

by Karissa February 23, 2004

Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

Valentime's Day

A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.

Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.

by Scuba383 November 3, 2012