Captain Underpants

some crazy ass bitch and cluster fuck of a nude booty head

Captain Underpants: TRA LALALALAAAAH

by Kitty1017 March 12, 2010

underpants

Male underwear worn under a pair of trousers or pants. Many people, mostly in the south of England, believe that underpants and pants are the same thing, which clearly isn't possible.

Check out the skids in that kid's underpants

by VdiffDave July 30, 2007

underpants gnomes

A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.

"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"

"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

underbuddy

An understudy, or assistant for your buddy. "Buddy", in this case, is usually an animal companion, i.e. a cat or dog.

Woman to man: I think we need an underbuddy, because the cat has been slacking off lately.

To a cat: Do you want a buddy?

by javamonk December 11, 2003

underhung

Lacking in penis length, not well-hung, deficient. In a recent and highly un-scientific survey, seven out of ten adult American males would rather be called "harmless" than "underhung."

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"'Harmless' -- well, that could be someone who is well-behaved around women, but 'underhung' -- you've been typed for good!"

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by al-in-chgo March 2, 2010

Undergrunts

A noun that describes underwear of a particularly uncomfortable or peculiar nature.

His undergrunts prevented him from dancing properly.

The stains on her son's undergrunts concerned the mother.

You're walking funny, are your undergrunts positioned correctly?

by Nshssbbtqwerttiojvsjsb June 27, 2016

Underlust

You're better off not knowing.

Person 1: "Hey, what's an Underlust?"
Person 2: "Do you know what Men in Black is?"
Person 1: "No, what does that have to-"
Person 2: *puts on shades* "I can explain everything, but first, I'll need you to look into this tiny light."

by Aqxer June 14, 2021