Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Tweetist

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.

by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

Tweetard

Anyone who uses Twitter

You are a Tweetard

by 0001 January 10, 2010

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them

Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.

by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010

Tweeter

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Don’t forget to wash your tweeter !

by TeaxsTea2019 October 11, 2019

Tweeter

A person who uses Twitter to update countless people on the stupid things they are doing at any given time

Anderson Cooper HipstersTweeter

by Link3265 March 23, 2009

Tweetaphobic

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.

Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!

by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009