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turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds
Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!
by Megan September 11, 2004
mugGet the turtlesmug.

turtling

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).
Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.
by Maryfaery June 25, 2004
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Turtling

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.
She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.
by slipperysnarf October 7, 2011
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*turtles*

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h
Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*
by Kawaiikoifish13 November 23, 2019
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turtle

A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.
Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.
by BratBunny July 7, 2007
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Turtling

Its when a girl hidea in a guys foreskin to keep warm or to hide from angry parents
Oh no his mom is coming i better start turtling
by Furry Fortnite loli hentai February 17, 2018
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turtle it

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.
Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.
mugGet the turtle itmug.

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