Trojan Entrance

The sudden & unannounced arrival at a party, skipping the courtesies. Without greeting or notifying anyone of your entrance, just start drinking and pretend you were there the whole time.

When somebody confronts you with your sudden appearance, just act like he is the one being crazy or not paying proper attention.

- ''Hey Staines, you here? When did you come in?''
- ''What are you talking about man? I've been here the whole evening.''
- ''Yeah whatever, sounds like you pulled a Trojan Entrance''

The Trojan Entrance goes along well with the Polish Exit.

- ''Hey man, have you seen Staines leaving?''
- ''What are you talking about? He wasn't here in the first place''.
- ''Brilliant, he combined a Trojan Entrance with a Polish Exit. Well played.''

by SwiftDos November 23, 2011

Trojan Grenade

When your initial assumption about the level of attractiveness of any given girl in tights, from the back, is proven drastically wrong when she turns around and reveals she is actually a grenade.

Guy1: Dude, look at that girl and her tights. She's so hot.
Guy2: Nah dude, she's a trojan grenade. Wait for her to turn around.

Girl1: Ugh, and she looked so good from the back...
Guy1: Yeah, that's a trojan grenade.

by Anti-Buzzkill Laws March 22, 2011

Trojan nougat

A condom filled with excitement

I ordered a Snickers bar but got a trojan nougat instead.

by Double_A_Ron June 27, 2016

Trojan Twister

The act of giving an "Indian Burn" to a male's penis while they are wearing an unlubricated condom.

Dude your mom was awesome last night, she gave me a Trojan Twister fit for the Gods.

by Exiltion June 14, 2016

Trojan Protestor

A person who pretends to represent a cause that they really oppose. generally with the goal of making the opposing group look stupid.

An individual admits they were bribed into pretending to represent a cause as a Trojan Protestor.

by UnspecifiedHuman September 28, 2023

Double Trojan

1. A person who receives both an undergraduate and graduate degree from the University of Southern California.

2. Using two condoms during intercourse.

I certainly don’t want any babies from this one-night stand. Better Double Trojan.

by The Bruin March 4, 2021

back door trojan

The sexual act of hitting it doggy style then pulling out and ramming it in the back door.

Dude remember that slut I met at the club? Totally pulled a back door trojan on her. Don't think she will add me on Facebook now.

by DasCracka January 26, 2011