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Turnip

Former manager of the England national soccer team, Aston Vile, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Watford.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.
1)There goes Graham 'Turnip' Taylor
2)Oy Turnip NO
by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004
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Turnipcheese

Definition.1 Cheddar based turnip flavored cheese.

Definition.2 The substance/juices created by a boy/girl seriously into a girl/boy.
Example.1 I want to eat turnipcheese with you.
Example.2 I want to eat your turnipcheese.
by Tabi May November 9, 2007
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torning

You've just woken up and your dad comes into your room. You're half asleep and he asks 'how are you this fine morning' and you answer with 'torning', repeatedly until you get the word 'tired' out.
by crazyinthemorningtorning October 10, 2010
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Turnip Lord

A shy, mentally handicapped being whom relies on others to live in this world. His, or her brain has the capacity of a peanut. Those known as turnips have a tendency to sleep in lessons, especially science.
Hey, look! That kid fell asleep in science. What a turnip lord.
by Lord of Turnips April 27, 2014
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Swamp Turnip

Another term for a poor black person. One who resides in the swamplands of the ghetto, being raised in crop fields like that of a dirty, smelly turnip.
Damn Jimbo, look at all them swamp turnips stealin our hot garbage.
by darthgayder October 26, 2010
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turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.
Suck my turnip!
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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Turnip

A person (crystopher Hurford) from dover ,uk with retarded big hair
Oi! come here you turnip!
by WeVer September 22, 2003
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