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kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.
The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.
by chatton August 18, 2011
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Flaming tornado

A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.
I just hit a flaming tornado on that bitch, that shit burnt my pubes off!
by HelicopterLover9999 April 12, 2023
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Tornado Bra

A bra that is comfortable enough to sleep in but supportive enough that you don’t appear braless when interviewed about the tornado that hit your trailer park.
While my hair was a mess and the roof was missing from the house, I am thankful I was wearing my tornado bra during my post tornado interview.
by Georgia Gibby March 17, 2021
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tornado warning

not a good thing

if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)

"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"

"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"

"Great idea!"

Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
by RiceOfCourse July 1, 2022
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Tornado Tongue

A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.
Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."
by Amelia.Summers April 19, 2017
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Meat Tornado

The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson
"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"
by WhiteAsStarbucks February 21, 2017
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Turkish Tornado

After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.
Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.
by AsianGM October 21, 2006
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