ohio toothpaste
Tartar Sauce
ohio toothpaste by Lil Teeth August 31, 2021
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Tucson Toothpaste
The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.
“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”
Tucson Toothpaste by d i b s June 24, 2022
hygenital toothpaste
hygienic toothpaste for your genitals
Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste
hygenital toothpaste by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023
closing the toothpaste
1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
closing the toothpaste by aeather January 26, 2014
National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day
"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
"Please, don't remind me"
National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day by SirGrove October 20, 2021
bushman's toothpaste
Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.
Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.
bushman's toothpaste by Rammer Dan May 17, 2004
Tennessee Toothpaste
When two guys are with a chick one in front getting blown and one is doing her from behind. As the dude in front starts to blows his load in her mouth he calls out Crest and immediately the guy behind pulls out of her vag and shoves his penis into girls anus. The sudden penetration causes the girl to gasp out the mouth full of cum like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed at the end.
Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
Tennessee Toothpaste by Slimegag55 October 27, 2010