took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.

Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”

by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020

ney took er derbs

Redneck for They took our jobs!
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way

"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"

by boshi January 27, 2005

Took it too far

A term used for when someone takes a joke that was previously funny, "too far," to the point where it's no longer funny and/or awkward.
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"

1. You: Getting hit in the knees turns you gay guys!

Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz

You: ...Took it too far.

2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!

Quinn: With his mom?

You: Took it too far.

by I Rather Not Be You October 4, 2009

Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Tookah

It's a type of weed in Florida.

Keep in mind that TOOKA and TOOKAH are two different things.

Person #1: Ayo cuh, let me hit some of that Tookah.

Person #2: Say Less

by Aaliyah Dukes June 14, 2021

Stanley "Tookie" Williams

Stanley Tookie Williams along with Raymond Washington created what would later become known as the Crips. Tookie never imagined the Crips would become what they became. What had once been a group protecting their neighborhood, they spinned out of control and turned into the people they had come up to protect their home from. They never meant for the Crips to be this way.The Crips than lost Raymond Washington who was killed. Tookie had less control than he did before, hating what the Crips became. He was than arrested and put on death row. He kept his loyalty to the Crips, though he was unsure of if he could keep on going with the Crips. Then he found Redemption. Dedicating his life to trying to keep other kids from making the same mistakes he did. He wrote kids books promoting a gang free life and was nominated for noble peace prizes. He tried to end the Crips, he did change a lot of minds but was put to death in prison before he could do more. Was Tookie a bad person? No, I believe he is someone to greatly look up to, someone who had the stength to look at who he became and change into the better person he wanted to be. Thats more than most of us can do. Stanley Tookie Williams, Rest In Peace.

Stanley "Tookie" Williams found redemption and dedicated his life to helping others to not make the same mistakes he did.

by BrooklynBredGirl April 11, 2010

took a craft

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.

Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.

by Caylowe February 23, 2011