Toke and tank

The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.

The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.

Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
by V_ronica July 17, 2011
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okie toke

A word used to describe very low quality marijuana, implying that it was grown in an Oklahoma backyard.
"This okie toke is so awful, I'll have to smoke half the bag just to catch a buzz."
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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Eye toke

To inadvertantly have smoke blow into your eye while taking a drag on a cigarette containing tobacco or other substances. An "Eye toke" usually results in moderate to severe, yet temporary discomfort and irritation of the affected eye.
Johnny cried "oww" and covered his eye with one hand having just takin an eye toke while smoking in the car.
by Haligonian Hangover July 15, 2006
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woke and toke

to wake up and toke a big up fatty :) blunt
"I WOKE AND TOKE THIS MORNING" :)
by ALYSSA D. March 27, 2007
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Chef Toke

The Chef Toke is performed to salute work of great quality and skill. It is done by making the "OK" sign (tips of the thumb and forefinger touching while the other three fingers are extended) and then kissing the point where the thumb and forefinger meet. The Chef Toke action is often accompanied by an exaggerated "Mmmwah!" kissing sound.

In an email or text, the words "Chef Toke" can be substituted for the action.
Your come-back to that insult was perfect. Chef Toke.
by Archetipple June 10, 2011
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toked off

Whenever one high person is upset by the actions of another high person.

most common in angry stoners!!
bryce: go get me some chips
jon: No dude you'll get fat
bryce: please
jon: no
bryce: i'm so toked off
by jony243532 February 13, 2011
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tokes mcgoats

hey man you wanna go get twisted?
dudeee tokes mcgoats!
by marty muncher August 09, 2010
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