by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019
Get the Toaster cricket mug.An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.
Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.
by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016
Get the Fucked the toaster mug.The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013
Get the Toaster Strudel mug.Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.
by Steve March 3, 2005
Get the Rescue Toaster mug.A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
Get the Breakfast Toaster mug.The "Poe Toaster" is a mysterious figure that arrives at the location of Edgar Allan Poe's grave in Baltimore, every year. He or she has done this at the same time since 1949, early on the morning of his birthday, on January 19th. The "Poe Toaster", dressed in black, with a black overcoat and scarf around their face, enters the gates of the Westminster Hall and Burying Grounds, proceeds to Poe's grave and upon reaching it, toasts the grave with a half-bottle of cognac and leaves three blood-red roses.
Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."
Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."
by I am NOT the Toaster September 8, 2005
Get the The Poe Toaster mug.Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.
by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020
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