toaster 

you put the bread in it

I put bread in toaster

toaster by My name uhhhhh my name is uhhh January 19, 2024

Toaster 

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

Toaster by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023

Toaster 

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.

Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.

Toaster by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Toaster 

Nigger

That man is a toaster

Toaster by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025

toaster 

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

toaster by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

toaster bath 

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

toaster bath by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007

toaster ass 

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

toaster ass by Naws!!! June 7, 2016