Tissue Lad

A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.

Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.

by faemu March 16, 2016

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Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.

Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!

by Nade December 30, 2007

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A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 07, 2009

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tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 11, 2007

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Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER April 03, 2018

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Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

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The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 03, 2011

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