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Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.
Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!
by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003
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cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.
You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")
by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009
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Sew-timing

When you have a main cosplay you're working on, and a side cosplay you're not too serious about.
"I'm working really hard to finish this Sailor Moon cosplay and make it perfect, but I'm also trying to put together a Levi cosplay on the side."
"You're sew-timing."
by kan-kan-maryam January 20, 2015
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missed timing

Its what you say when your opponent does something that you don't like/ want (Usually completely legal) and there are no judges online. Primarily used on yugioh simulator - duelingbook
Tommy: I activate the effect of "ash"
Bob: Missed timing
by ilikestarboiii May 31, 2021
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Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.
John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."
by JCowski February 19, 2009
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tikins

Usually has a long dick. When you whip it out it hits the floor. Always on the SC Top 10. Drives a screaming gay Mustang. Pop mollys. Fuck bitches on the floor.
He pulled it out and when it hit the floor it went BOOM!! so I knew his name was Tikins
by Brandt is a sweet lover February 10, 2014
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taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.
"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige
by Left Shark February 10, 2015
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