The best popsicle in the world that is very large, so large it could feed a family for weeks. They come in green, blue, red, and white.(watermelon),(bubblegum),(cherry),and(lemon-lime).
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
Get the ice tickle mug.Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.
He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")
by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005
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by John Doe March 31, 2005
Get the ticket mug.MIC: YO, that loser was trying to get in my sisters pants at her 16th birthday party.
COLLIN: MANN! that guys Sister Tickler!
COLLIN: MANN! that guys Sister Tickler!
by mic koslov / collin whitley January 7, 2007
Get the Sister Tickler mug.A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.
by Pissening January 15, 2014
Get the turd tickler mug.When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.
Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
by Freddy15 June 23, 2008
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