Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunt

When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.

Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.

Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush

by CriticalScout27 July 8, 2023

ThunderCunt

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt

Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Camogi thundercunt

Whilst visiting Ireland during sex the female must kick the man’s balls until he is in excruciating pain and cums on the left breast of the female and falls asleep

Bro, last night was mental the last thing I remember was my girl giving me a camogi thundercunt

by Very horny dog woof March 21, 2023

Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

thundercunt

my mom

mom: *cheats on my dad* *caused me to cry for weeks*

me: go to hell you thundercunt

by hotpocketsock July 3, 2021