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Thunderfuck

Using a car battery during sex, usually attaching one of the jumper cable ends to the penis and the other end to the vagina or anus, resulting in an electrifying experience.
I've never seen hair stand up like Jill's after she was thunderfucked.
by Jabib March 9, 2008
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alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!
Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz
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Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
by XF42 August 6, 2009
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Thundercum

When a man has an extra large orgasm with body convulsions, and screaming. Can sound like a jet taking off.
I asked Veronica if she had a large uterus because I knew my thundercum would fill it up.
by Thundercum in your face December 17, 2009
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Thundercunt

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.
Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?
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Thunderfucked

Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.
Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.
by Hulio K March 31, 2013
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thunderchicken

Another name for Fords sad excuse for a car, the Thunderbird
Look at that Ford Thunderchicken, it looks almost as gay as my Mustang.
by camaro24 April 18, 2006
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