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Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner
I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop
by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019
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throttle hopper

A girl who jumps from guy to guy only if he has a fast car or money for parts and / or A slut for car parts.
Ashtyn jumps from guy to guy to get parts for her shitty Integra, she's a huge throttle hopper.
by whosthatgirlitsjess September 2, 2019
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Throttle Thots

Woman who are attracted to men who drive race cars, and anyone who rices out their cars in order to attend to car meets and gatherings
“That “throttle thots” been steady hitting me up to go for a ride.”
“I only go to the meets for the “throttle thots” and tacos”

“These “throttle thots” steady hit me up because I’m static”
by Aesthetic Bruh May 23, 2018
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throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
by DrFK October 5, 2011
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Glottal Throttle

Verb.

/ˈɡlädl•ˈTHräd(ə)l/

A fierce and unrelenting blowjob that passed the glottal stop.
“Damn, last night that Throat Goat, Blow job Betty, gave me that slam dunk glottal throttle.”
by TeeDheazy June 26, 2023
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Cock throttle

The bun on top of a man's head. AKA a man-bun. A dude with a man-bun loves to suck cock therefore their partner can control the speed of sucking hence Cock Throttle
My gay buddy loves dudes with man-buns because he can really grab that fucker and control the guy he calls it his cock throttle.
by RChammer0409 October 26, 2022
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throttle rodding

When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
by Harry criteriums October 12, 2022
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