Threesome Pyramid

A girl sits on a guys face while making out with another girl who is on the guys dick.

Me Tracy, and Sarah did the Threesome Pyramid all night.

by Doctor Hets March 1, 2021

Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from college at the reunion yesterday”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”

by Jägertron July 21, 2022