touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

Touch-Off

To relieve ones self by self fullfillment.

I told him I could not chat any longer from his talks and I was going to get in bed and touch-off.

by wtf-honey February 13, 2015

Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018

though

Short for "although". One of the "great eight" filler words. Only approximately 0.1‰ (1 out of 10 000) know how to use the word properly.

Bob: "Missy Crotchrot is such an overall perfect woman!"
Melvin: "Yeah, but what about that butt, though."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.

Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.

by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012

I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.

Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??

by ☆Gator_Golf☆ February 10, 2022

thoughtful

Showing consideration for the needs of other people

The boy was thoughtful for holding the door open for an old lady.

by wassup98 June 30, 2011