sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .

Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.

by brojob69 April 17, 2023

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

Riding the wave

When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.

Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*

by viriondash August 2, 2023

Riding the Wave

When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.

"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."

by Greg #1 Flerpaderpadoo April 21, 2024

Nigger the wave

"Nigger the wave" is when your jungler takes half the wave for no context and completely ints the game and runs it down after that

Thanos: "blaze just fucking nigger the wave"
Blaze: " 6 7 "

by Blaze Nigger The Wave March 29, 2026