Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021

lightswitch screamer

Basically anybody who does that thing on rollercoasters where they scream, stop and process for a second and then start screaming again repetively until the ride's over

"Yo, did you cry on the ride"
"No, but I'm a lightswitch screamer"
"The fuck is that"
"you know how you flicker a lightswitch, its like on and off screaming constantly"

by waldildo July 29, 2018

Screamer

A sex act where you place your face in your partners ass and scream as loud as you can

Girl you so damn fine I wanna scream in your ass! You ever had a screamer?

by Potatochipking August 26, 2025

Saskatchewan screamer

When you shit in the freezer and then throw it at your friend.

Jimmy was being a douchebag, so I gave him a Saskatchewan screamer.

by Naked Kitty 69 January 22, 2022

jelly screamer

1)A jelly screamer is when u put jelly on toast n u scream cuz u did the perfect amount
2)when U cum n she keeps sucking

Example 1)
*applies jelly to toast*
*screams in high pitched voice*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY TOAST
Example 2)
I was laying down and she gave me a jelly screamer

by Canucoconot July 9, 2015

salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017