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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.
13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.
by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021
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The Tre-Pitt

When you are engaging in intercourse and a woman places your ankles to ears in order to engage in fellatio.
Did your girl preform the Tre-Pitt on you last night?

Yes! My ankles were at my ears. It was heavenly.
by GigglyGoof October 29, 2023
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg
Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts
by The tinker July 31, 2012
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Ms Pitt

A Ms Pitt is a person that is extremely fat and heavy and eats too much. Generally they are a home etc teacher and force students to cook for her to keep up her balanced diet of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 calories an hour.
Person 1: wow that person is pretty fat

Person 2: yeah they’re such a Ms Pitt
by rmc146 June 4, 2021
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laila pitts

Laila pitts is My man. Böööög
by AdamtheSwede December 12, 2016
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