parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019
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parachute

A drug you use to help you get back on track.
I had to take my parachute, otherwise I'd be dead without it.
by 1000yrdstare September 20, 2019
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the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.
Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!
by Pussychute December 21, 2016
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Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 September 07, 2008
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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 18, 2024
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Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
by 2Legs July 22, 2014
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