Andy Newman

A stone cold soup killer.

I'm going all Andy Newman on this tomato bruv.

by Lordoftheimps March 17, 2022

Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.

Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works

by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025

Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 3, 2019

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019

Jak Newman

A jak with a big forhead.

Jak has a big forhead.
Jaks forhead is the largest

Jak Newman tahnks

by Unknown18181718 May 18, 2021

Newman Larry

A legendary clarinetist, buisness man, and icon.

Did you see that man who opened up that fucking amazing restaurant down the road? Yeah that’s Newman Larry. He’s my guy.

by onion flake April 13, 2022