by JCB2008 January 26, 2008
When a man and his partner are performing oral sex and the man is incapable of achieving an orgasm because of the need to urinate.
by Tavid Johnson November 03, 2009
by thelittlemewese September 23, 2006
The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"
"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"
Your to busy cork-screwing me over...
I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.
Your to busy cork-screwing me over...
I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.
by Dr. Christophe November 13, 2004
This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.
Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.
by Mike Chance August 29, 2005
This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
by Derp Contractor January 05, 2018
A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.
I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.
by d bagz August 15, 2014