council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 04, 2019

Coon Bluff

Craziest peda spot on a river between mountains to hike

Coon Bluff peda?

Sayless my boy

by THEKING1569 June 12, 2024

Council Bluffs-y

Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.

I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.

by Young Granny February 01, 2021

riled up bluff

a person that is really mad that lies alot.

Her mom called her a riled up bluff

by lwsoftballxoox June 19, 2009

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 13, 2012

The Black Bluff

In which a Black person is promoted to a position of power when there is no power left.

I just got a promotion but i think its the black bluff promotion.

by eudor August 08, 2024

Council Bluffs

full of meth heads, wiggers and cum guzzling gutter sluts.

unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.

by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023