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Waldo

Waldo is the best person on earth , so smart, talented, handsome and amazing, no one can compete
« This man is so out my league ». « Yes because its Waldo »
by Adam Driver September 8, 2022
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Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.
I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.
by Armydog81 December 14, 2023
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A Waldo

A Waldo:
A Waldo is a random outgoing “boy” (man) that jumps into a photo being taken of a small group of fun, sexy and intelligent women eliminating the world wide question of “Where’s Waldo” as obviously we just found him photo bombing.

The Waldos:

More then one of the above.

Waldo boys Vegas wheres waldo
A Waldo: “Look at all the random Waldos in our photos from last night, great times my friend
by AmberHigg July 11, 2019
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Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.
P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.
by Kalesee May 25, 2017
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no waldo

Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.
Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.
by jomiye September 22, 2018
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A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.
GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.
by KirbyS November 17, 2025
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Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile
He's a Waldo
by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017
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