Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.
by MDAinspired June 27, 2021
Get the Stalker Prettymug. You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis
by ElectricFlamme3 August 16, 2020
Get the Trout stalkermug. A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.
by LickyBB December 3, 2016
Get the Dry Stalkermug. A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.
That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Get the fart stalkermug. 1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.
"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"
"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"
"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"
by Michika January 3, 2009
Get the Stalker Crush mug. A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.
Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?
by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016
Get the Comment Stalkermug. Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
Get the Celery Stalkermug.