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Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.
He's a real shits on the wall moron.
by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019
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the smell of 1000 shits

A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.
Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."
by Monopogo November 14, 2009
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shits gonna hit the fan

When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts
Person 1:aww dude yo i made one of the biggest bets and i just lost bad

Person 2: some shits gonna hit the fan
by hollistermvp07 June 11, 2009
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Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.
The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.
by procrastinatoress February 21, 2011
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Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls
‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’
by Shitsmeupthewall May 31, 2019
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*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

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so secy
by benzxp January 27, 2021
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SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up
woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
by Trigga- awesome one October 20, 2010
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