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pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
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Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing
"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."
by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021
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Pop the trunk

A term commonly used by people that have found themselves in quite the argument.
John: fuck you jamal

Jamal: I'm Fianna pop the trunk on all y'all hoes
by Hey future jon July 3, 2021
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Pop the puss

To serve the absolute most and live your best life
i'm depressed so its time to head out and Pop the puss
by chayce2023 May 14, 2023
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Pop the top

Using 2 hands during handjob with a 3/4 twist on the tip 9f the head
I asked my homeboy does his female ever pop the top.
by White_cougar_lover_903 January 20, 2024
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the king of pop

by Hgjb March 12, 2017
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pop goes the weasel

In a game of Whack-A-Weasel there are a couple of holes from which weasels pop their heads out randomly.

Your goal is to smack a weasels head with a hammer in order to push it back to its hole.

You have to consider, that hitting a weasel with a hammer in the face is not quite a challenge and of course humiliating for the poor animal.

The phrase "Pop! Goes the weasel." in terms of conflict resolution describes the effortless humiliation of another person.

The phrase does not refer to a fight being fair or not.

You could use this phrase to comment a situation in which you owned.
Casey get's into an fight with Josh. Now it seems that Josh has quite an unfair advantage because of his upper body strength and nutrition. Yet as Case lands a powerful kick in his ball sack, Josh collapses and cries like a baby. Casey comments : "pop goes the weasel"

(Well, not because she whacked his weasel but because it was quite effortless, you know.)
by S.Sinclair August 4, 2013
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