Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner

Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

Nonce

John Conteh

Child; Please Do not touch me you nonce.
John Conteh; Lmao no.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 4, 2019

Nonce

A term used to describe someone who keeps their chocolate stored in a refrigerator.

"Who keeps chocolate in the fridge? you're a nonce!"

by ThePenisLiquor October 5, 2019

Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Nonce

A person (or persons) whom have attempted to secure a free car exhaust and threatened to use their large social media following to full effect, only to have this back fire and it be discovered that they partake in sexual relations with minors.

Dave Aspden.

That Dave Aspden is a right nonce.

by Dave Hebson December 4, 2019

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012