Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.

Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.

by S3xninja September 20, 2025

Missionary dater

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"

by Howiegal November 21, 2015

Power-Missionary

When a more personally dominant sexual partner, that enjoys being in submissive positions, is overtaken by sexual fervor that they dictate the rhythm of sexual activities from the bottom missionary position.

She was built to fuck and carry babies. I was on top ging her the pipe when all of a sudden she went power-missionary and dictated the motion of the ocean.

by Geeshiv May 13, 2023

Missionary

One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻

I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary

by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023

Missionary Syndrome

The belief that one party should support the acting party purely out of the nature of the cause.

That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!

by I.C.Eyes May 31, 2018

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022