myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.

Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."

by Saranader January 15, 2008

Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.

Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.

by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009

magic numbers

the 6 numbers used to find a specific doujinshi on nhentai.net

often used to discretely ask for sauce

(OP:) posts image
(Viewer:) Magic numbers?
(Stranger:) 215137

by Groobley June 28, 2019

Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.

"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."

by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011

magic sock

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."

by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013

Frankie Magic

When a competitive game ends in a tie caused by an unusual intervention by the developer of the game.

Our Slayer game on Halo ended in a 50-50 tie. Was it co-incidence or was it Frankie Magic?

by Halo Player Hater September 30, 2011

Magic Frog

An invitation for sexual activity involving the repetitive flailing of one man's flaccid genitals, specifically the scrotum against the skin between your ass and your penis, with the intention to make a revolting yet beautifully natural mating call for all males in a radius of 10 metres to hear. Frequently used in a variety of locations from gay orgies to bromances.

Brynn: What's that slapping?

Tom: It's Connor. He's in his bedroom practising the Magic Frog for tonight.

Brynn: He sounds pretty good.

Tom: I know. Tonight's going to be great.

by 3dslover March 25, 2014