Doin' the kermit

The act of fingering a girls bumhole whilst recieving oral sex

Dude 1: man I got so nasty with this girl last night!
Dude 2: oh man sweet!! Details!!
Dude 1: well she was sucking my thang and we got so into it, we ended up doin' the kermit!! Look smell!
(thrusts fingers under friends nose)

by Pez and Jonnie January 07, 2010

Liv Kermit

A man like female who has many personality traits which match Kermit the frog,she is also very manly and uses Jacob (boyfriend)as her feminine other half that’s why she is also very manly xx

Oh liv Kermit lube up before using the strap on... AHHHH

by Laura’s baby March 12, 2021

spicy kermit

the act of cutting off a mans penis, putting the cut off penis in a blender, adding an appreciate amour of milk and spices, then making the victim drink it.

the cerial killer preformed a spicy kermit to the victim.

by Kyle Snook April 11, 2011

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 02, 2019

kermit super slide

its technically suicide/kermit slip and slide but even more epicly done.

im gonna kermit super slide

by gamermcgamermcgay September 03, 2020