Joseph

A boy so short an ant is taller than him
I accidentally squashed Joseph today when I pushed him
by Thisisnotme.com February 19, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is a Mexican he is a well-liked guy and enjoys his fair share of music. He will love you and give you kisses and shower you with hugs. But one bad thing about Joseph he's a fucking lying bitch. DONT EVER TRUST A JOSEPH
person 1:Joseph is cool
person 2:He fucked my wife
by Mick The Jackass March 31, 2021
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Joseph

The guy who only notices you in class when he catches you staring at the Periodic Table on the wall.
He goes by any name that starts with 'J' because he really doesn't care what you call him.
Despite his 'I-don't-really-care' demeanor, he pays a lot of attention to his friends and will often go out of his way to make them feel comfortable. (Example: Hiding a cut when he notices that blood bothers you.)
He's super smart but also super lazy. He procrastinates beyond all belief, and it's a miracle that he gets all his work in on time. He likes to make puns and dad jokes. He often actually steals jokes from his father.
Despite wanting to be in NASA (or some other big company) he often doesn't try very hard to secure his future, usually referencing the term "It's a problem for future me."
He also likes to play phone games or Nintendo on the bus when he isn't napping.

All around he's a really cool guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind. Even though he's a bit of a bad influence, you can guarantee that it's never going to be dull with him as a friend!
"Joseph. Stop slouching so much, you'll have a hunch by the time you're twenty!"

"Eh. It's a problem for future me."
by TheBiWithAUke2022 August 7, 2019
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Joseph

He is sexy beautiful man. Has the best hair and his eyes are beautiful and super awesome and funny
Joseph the best man
by Volcanic eruptions June 6, 2018
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Joseph

A very good looking man who gets 5 girls each year.
i know a guy named joseph he is good looking and all my friends have dated him in 2 years
by anonymous August 2, 2022
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by xShivs October 7, 2020
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joseph

A guy who has a heart of gold. The kind if guy you can only dream of. He's astonishing, handsome, caring, smart and funny. He's the whole package and when he says he loves you you know he means it. There's no one in the world better than him. He also has a bubble butt.
Look at Joseph over there looking fine af.
by ToxicWanderer September 13, 2020
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