The JFK

While having sex in the dark knowing your roommate or someone else is hiding nearby. You get to end and just as you blow your load , the second person also blows it on the unsuspecting person while yelling JFK !!! There’s a second shooter!!!

I was banging Chrissy when Chad came outta no where and pulled off the JFK!!!

by Dexter7 November 24, 2021

JFK

It means " just Freaking Kidding"

oh my god your mom died last night in a car accident!!!! ha just JFK bitch

by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017

JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024

JFK

Just Fucking Kidding

did you really fuck my girlfriend
No bro i was JFK

by SteelCage March 8, 2021

JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 28, 2022

JFK

Falling asleep on the couch while watching tv. You are slumped over.

I was watching Netflix and JFk it on the couch.

by betoruv January 21, 2020

JFK-Hole

When you K Hole in the back of a car

The magic bullet put me in a JFK-Hole

by Bruce's Willis June 27, 2022