Comrade jfk

a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality

Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”

by That one Walter guy February 18, 2022

The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.

" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"

by D1CKNB@LLS December 9, 2022

JFK

When you cum in a girl so hard it could have come out the top of her head

"I JFK ed in a girl so hard last night"

by Slowly Fucking March 15, 2017

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

JFK

JFK is an acronym for the name of the 35th President of the United States, John Fortnite Kennedy

"yo what if JFK wasn't shot, and his head just did that"

by Lugia98075 October 12, 2018

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023

Getting JFK

Receiving fellatio in the back of a car, particularly mind blowing fellatio

I was getting JFK on the way to church.

by fallepay November 17, 2025