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crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.
I had to crump through last night's snowfall.
by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017
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Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together
Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine
by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020
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april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.
by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018
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Crump

When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).
"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"
by Judicle October 27, 2020
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crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 20, 2018
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Cortisa Crump

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.
dang girl your Cortisa Crump is giving cvnt!
by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024
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Crump

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
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