The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.
Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 04, 2008
friend 1: dude, im giving my 'bate crate to you
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!
by Freddyvk123 January 26, 2009
by deeplilchickity August 21, 2009
nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).
nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky
by Roco Cashew October 27, 2007
by Kay dub-ya oh kay April 28, 2007
by tysonkia bohmer April 08, 2011
Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.
First claimed by a dude named Marty
First claimed by a dude named Marty
by DBsjXC January 10, 2009