Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.
by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020
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Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021
Get the Post-breakup mug.A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.
As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the makeup-and-breakup engine mug.When Nikki has broken up with you, and met someone else while you were gone on a work trip. But she still loves you and likes you… so when you get home from your work trip. Nikki spends a full day and night with you to love you, and go to dinner and drink and make love and hold you cause she loves you. You have a breakup day… then she leaves you forever for some looser.
by Mars2040 November 24, 2021
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"How is that show you were watching?"
"Oh! They killed off my favorite character. The show and I had a series breakup. The show isn't what it used to be. I cannot finish it."
"Oh! They killed off my favorite character. The show and I had a series breakup. The show isn't what it used to be. I cannot finish it."
by Vivienne Hawthorn March 2, 2023
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Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
by neresa February 14, 2024
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