Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

SPAED

Same Procedure As Every Day

let's go for lunch SPAED

by FlipperFipper November 29, 2019

SPA Jesus

A cool dude on YouTube who does anime reviews. And has a tiktok called SPA jesus69.

The best youtube Spa Jesus

by SPA jesus September 19, 2021

Spa

Shortened version of "spastic", often uttered in the south-west of Ireland.

Used to describe an annoying/ stupid individual.

"That fella never shuts up."
"Ya, he's a fair spa."

"Your man broke his ankle doin' the bollox. He's some spa."

"I'm not buying cans for you, goway you fuckin' spa.

by The Ghost of Eamon de Valera October 9, 2021

spa

sex porn and anal

“I want some spa.”

by yuhariana October 14, 2020

Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.

After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.

by CAR717 December 2, 2022

Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events

“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving”

by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021