fair and balanced

Right wing euphamism for news slanted toward the now, neoconservative point of view. Originated from Fox News slogan.

If you say something O'Reilly disagrees with, he either shouts you down or cuts your mic. "Fair and balanced", my ass...

by surlyboi May 29, 2004

Fair Pole

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

fair as a square

a term used to describe the fairness of a situation/remark

"hey timmy, do you think it would be fair if you carpooled today since i did yesterday"
"fair as a square, mark!"

by Nick-Net-Nad February 2, 2010

a fair few

Aussie Synonym for 'Quite a few'.
More than 'A few' but less than 'A fuck ton'

"Oi mate got any durries on ya?"

"Yeah Nah, I got a fair few but you still owe me for that last pack cunt"

by MySonsAcoustic March 9, 2018

science fair

A terrible thing that should go die in a fire that no one likes not even teachers.

I died from anxiety because of the god dammed science fair

by antinorminate December 3, 2018

fair catch

1) A conversational term used when everyone in a convo knows what you're getting at, but you're starting to come off the tracks.

2) A term used as a placeholder, like a variable in mathematics. Best used when rhythm is more important to a sentence than details.

1)
"So, when she and I started getting hot and heavy, she reached down and uh, she. Sigh. Fair catch"

2)

"I stapled the fair catches to the wall so that you can't miss them when you sober up."

"Move the green fair catches across the map so you don't have to worry about getting flanked"

by Moneyhaus October 27, 2011

Fair and Lovely

A group of cunts who take advantage of colorism and promote it.

Indian Aunties: Have you tried using Fair and Lovely?
Anybody with a brain: No, because I’m fine with my skin

by YMCAYMCA November 6, 2020