Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010

Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.

This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.

by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011

Tasking

When someone requests you to do a task and you ask them so many questions about how to do the task that by the time they've shown you how to do the task they've finished the task for you.

My Mom was trying to teach me how to do the washing so I kept tasking her on how to do it until she finished the job for me.

by le_cock June 19, 2018

Task manager

The hitman of your computer. Kill those pesky programs that just don't leave.

Person 1: wow, how did you kill skype?
Person 2: I just used my task manager to get rid of it.

by Fr34k August 25, 2019

Teaskey

The act of mixing herbal tea, whiskey, and a bit of water. Discovered by uprising economist Austin S in Austin, Texas.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."

by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.

Miko: "Yo dawg, what do we have to drink?"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"

by Amerikano September 16, 2019

Thankas

A word you use when you’re too wasted to express your gratitude.

Alex: Thankas
Bob: Damn you’re wasted. You’re welcome though

by Honky Kong December 12, 2019

thakadudo

is a word that would show no results on google

i searched up something but nothing was shown like thakadudo

by 2steezed May 26, 2021