Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
Texan PB&J Factory

Texan PB&J Factory by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Texan water surfing

When you piss into another mans mouth specifically in gay sex. And they gurgle it into each-others mouths.

Me and my DL buddy Steve from work tried Texan water surfing. It was pretty fun.

Texan water surfing by djsorrow May 22, 2026

True Texan 

When you take 6 shots in one shot glass. Your a true texan.

Dang Quinn just took 6 shots, He is a true texan!

True Texan by Cagrdog34 July 9, 2020

The Texan Steakhouse 

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.

I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

The Texan Steakhouse by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011

send home a texan

to take a crap or a dump. usually very large

"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"

send home a texan by bubbadave August 21, 2005

Big Texan 

The shit you make the morning after eating a big texas.

Nick: Jesus man your Big Texan smells terrible.
Tyler: yupp. Its not a good time.

Big Texan by Team Texas April 2, 2009

Birthing a Texan 

Take a giant shit.

"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."

Birthing a Texan by Bacon Handler December 18, 2011